britomart_is ([personal profile] britomart_is) wrote2010-03-25 10:03 pm
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Supernatural, Episode 5x15



Hi Lucifer! I miss Lucifer.

Hole in crotch, dude. Not a good look. I know, I know, first place pants fray, just to fuck with you. But still.

Creepy owl.

Why is the zombie making me think of Blue Man Group? It's like Slightly Decomposing Man Group.
I think it's the neutral staring.

Hi, Sam's hair!
Sam's shirt is struggling valiantly to contain him. I wish it luck in its struggle.
Sam's hair is doing a curly thing. ♥

Hi, female cop!
DUDE, I would be SO FLATTERED if anyone compared me to cop-lady from Fargo.

Oh dear, isn't their supervisor usually Bobby? I'm worried about this.

Hi Bobby! Yaaaaaaaaay you're not missing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SHE RECOGNIZES HIM.
OH MY GOD.
Getting the local perspective on Bobby is ... sad? Unsurprising?

Except in February, in South Dakota, in storm season.
Why isn't Bobby wearing a hat? Took me a minute to figure out what was bothering me. WHERE IS THE HAT. I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG.
IS BOBBY BEING HAUNTED BY HIS DEAD WIFE WHO'S MAKING HIM CLEAN AND TAKE OFF HIS HAT?

... okay, guys, I really hate to admit this, especially when Sam's making cute little faces and waving a flashlight around ... but I'm kinda bored.

Hahahahahaha I love the reasonable, articulate zombie giving himself up.
I'm quite touched that his wife seems to have accepted him right back!
He's a monster! He's a soccer dad!
You're a zombie! I'm a taxpayer!

I miss the FBI/fugitive!Winchester storyline.

Awwwwww, this is gonna be tragic, isn't it.
Why is Bobby's wife BLONDE now? Do they have a lot of hair salons in the afterlife?

Ah, so this is a death-horseman thing. Yup, gonna be tragic.

"Must be Thursday" type jokes weren't even funny when Buffy did it. A DECADE ago.

Oh, BOBBY. Tone-deaf. *clutches couch*

I actually quite like the notion that the dead rising could turn out to be okay.

Jiiiiiiiiiiiim. Jim Beaver! You are BREAKING MY HEART. I actually always have a really intense reaction to Bobby cause he reminds me of someone I used to know, so when it gets all emotional it's like ... GAH.

Sam's legs are taller than that house.

Wait, does the Sheriff have a dead son? Awwwww.

... SO MANY PIES. Of course that's the way to bring Dean around!

I'm glad she's not totally clueless. AWWW. She remembers everything. OH MAN.

OF COURSE DEAN'S BEEN IN LOVE
I take issue with her characterization of marriage, regardless.

Oh dear, don't let them turn bad. That would be really upsetting.

I'm seriously craving pie now. I had the opportunity to get hippie pie earlier today and didn't get any. MISTAKE.

Now!Sam could totally STEP on Dean Forester and SMUSH him.
Or top the hell out of him

Awwww, now they're going all Dawn of the Dead (remake! remake version. I totally defend the remake despite my loyalty to the original.)
Felt that the gunshot was unnecessarily graphic. Showing it served no purpose.

If they go against him in this, I really hope Bobby doesn't just forgive them. Not because they're wrong, just because it would ring false to me.

Rescue everyone. <3

... I want them to make out.

I'm loving the idea of tragic zombies who aren't just crazy with rage, but will simply starve to death if they don't eat people. Though Bobby's Karen seems (so far) the only exception to normal zombie rage-traits.

THANK YOU for making the sheriff capable of rational thought in a crisis.

Why was zombie-wife sleeping in a different bed? Hayes Code: Over.

If Sam were my leader in a zombie movie, I would get distracted by WANTING TO RIDE HIM.

Bobby the town drunk :(

This episode needs more Winchester snuggles.

I want to edit together a bunch of clips of Dean's constipated "I'm pinned and something is trying to eat me/kill me/give me a hickey" face.

Sometimes I get tired of the entire SPN staff transparently just wishing they were directing zombie flicks. And I like zombie flicks.

Sometimes when I get bored I imagine what SPN would be like if it weren't completely heteronormative and retrograde in every conceivable way.

Seriously, Bobby doesn't have any ammo in his house? Or are they not in his house anymore? I'll be honest, I don't care enough to keep track at this point.

They are so not adequately exploiting the potential of action scenes with a wheelchair. SOMEWHERE out there, there's a fight coordinator who could actually do that well.

I think that closet's bigger than my apartment.

Having recently been lectured on the burning point of flesh, I question the adequacy of that pyre.

It is a SAD day when even Sam's empathy face fails to get me involved in the episode.

Bad dialogue. BAD. God, I hate having bad things to say, but I feel like EVERYONE but Jim is phoning it in this episode.



When I'm short on time, I think I should just cut-and-paste for every episode, "THIS EPISODE NEEDED MORE SAM/DEAN SNUGGLES." This is a good guide for my general feelings about every single episode of the series (oh, except that one easter egg that's just forty-two minutes of the boys spooning. wait, you didn't find that one? better go search your DVDs. quick, go look. i'll wait.)

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