I want What Is and What Never Should Be from Sam's perspective. Because, you know, you're a jerk who got me started on that.

Also, if I had you chained up in my attic, I'm pretty sure I could think of better things to do with you than making you write me Sam/Dean. I'm just saying. :> (Like, you know, using you as a human guinea pig for the plum cobbler recipe I found this morning.)