Why didn't I think of that? And then I could be warm right now rather than looking at New York's month long forecast and thinking 'I see that the record high for this day was 80 degrees, why isn't global warming happening fast enough!' Also, tomorrow I am traveling all the way back to New Haven just so that some other people who are not me can buy me dinner.

Um...I...might pay for a college-aged Sam Winchester? So that would totally defeat the purpose. Worst job in the world if you have to pay for the pleasure of WORK.