Oh jesus fucking christ could you ever be warm right now. It was NINETY SIX DEGREES this week. NINETY. SIX.
I may have come up with a solution. 1) Go on craigslist. Bypass job listings. Go to casual encounters. 2) Meet sketchy guys. 3) Kill sketchy guys for the life insurance. 4) Use life insurance payout to hire college-age Sam Winchester as rent boy/cabana boy/ornament on arm at high society functions. 5) Spend all time fucking college-age Sam Winchester, cannot wear shoes as always having sex, compulsive shoe-buying problem solved.
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NINETY.
SIX.
I may have come up with a solution.
1) Go on craigslist. Bypass job listings. Go to casual encounters.
2) Meet sketchy guys.
3) Kill sketchy guys for the life insurance.
4) Use life insurance payout to hire college-age Sam Winchester as rent boy/cabana boy/ornament on arm at high society functions.
5) Spend all time fucking college-age Sam Winchester, cannot wear shoes as always having sex, compulsive shoe-buying problem solved.