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[britomart_is]

Title: In the Ancient Land of Impala
Author: britomart_is
Rating: G for sparkles
Notes: This is the most serious thing I have ever written. It is also all glovered's fault.

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Sam Winchester.

And this princess? Man, was he ever pretty.

The pretty princess was sad, though, because despite his flowing locks and sculpted deltoids, he couldn't find suitable princes to hug. Sometimes princes would come up to him looking ready for hugs with a twinkle in their eyes, but they ran away crying about their ribs after one good squeeze from Princess Sam.

Princes were so disappointing.

Until –

One day –

Sam was languishing in the window seat of his tower, looking out over the classic car show that was set up on the castle green for the day, and he saw the most –

adorable –

squishable –

freckled –

huggable Prince he had ever laid eyes on. Gosh, Princess Sam thought, he looks so tiny from all the way up here, but I'm sure he's not that small in person.

Sam sent a footman down to fetch the squishable Prince and bring him to the tower. The Prince stood with his hands on his hips and craned his neck to look up at Princess Sam. No, he really was that tiny. Adorable.

“Do you,” Sam said breathlessly. “Do you think I could hug you?”

The handsome Prince arched an eyebrow. “Uh. Yeah, okay. Go for it.” He spread his arms wide.

Princess Sam gathered the squishable Prince into an enthusiastic embrace. There was a small squawk, but the Prince –

The Prince's ribs did not crack! He didn't run away!

Sam's heart filled with joy. This, he thought, must be the Prince for him, the only one in the land equal to Princess Sam's hugs.

“Okay, buddy. That's, um. That's nice,” the Prince said, tentatively patting Sam's back, where his gown's zipper strained against his well-developed shoulders.

And they lived happily ever after.

Comments

[glovered.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[mimblexwimble.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Sam Winchester.

Any story that starts with that sentence is a winner in my book.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

I laughed, I cried, my life was changed forever.

[cappy712.livejournal.com]

OMG that was tooo cute! Loved the comment - starting with princess Sam was great.. Thank you for sharing.

[atanih88.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh my god XD my smile is huge right now and I kind of just want to squish this, possibly box it, wrap it up in sparkly ribbons. Yup. That's what I want to do with this.

[novakev.livejournal.com]

Yay sparkly goodness! Hugs and squishables, and laughs, oh yes!!

[nrrrdy-grrrl.livejournal.com]

"...where his gown's zipper strained against his well-developed shoulders."

Yays!!

[sagetan.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Delightful :D

[marciaelena.livejournal.com]

Gah, oh my god, AMAAAAAAAZIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oddishly.livejournal.com]

Sam was languishing in the window seat of his tower

Sam languishing in the window seat of his tower LANGUISHING IN THE WINDOW SEAT OF HIS TOWER *_______________* THERE IS ONLY JOY. And, ahaha, I have the exact same blame glovered tag, which is a truth I enjoy *g*

[obeetaybee.livejournal.com]

I miss you lots and lots sweets. Also, BWAH!!

[aerynsun5.livejournal.com]

How could this be more perfect? Princess!Sam is fabulous.

[ordinaryink.livejournal.com]

This is clearly the best fic ever written. :')

[gold-bluepoint.livejournal.com]

OMG. I am so happy that Princess Sam found his small but sturdy Prince and gets to keep him! His Prince seems kind of emotionally constipated though, what good fortune that Princess Sam's bulging deltoids ripple with enough emotion for both of them!

BUT WHAT COLOR IS THE GOWN? Inquiring minds want to know.

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

lmao! oh my god, SO PERFECT!

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

You know I love you, right?

[equally-dour.livejournal.com]

Heee! :DDD

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

Happily ever after is ALWAYS srs bsns!

<3

[fromcainwthlove.livejournal.com]

can I save this and read it at night to any future children unlucky enough to be born to me?

Glorious things!

[livejournal.livejournal.com]

User glovered referenced to your post from Glorious things! (http://glovered.livejournal.com/75441.html) saying: [...] You guys! Yesterday, wrote me a Sam is a princess [...]

[glimmerella.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[(Anonymous)]

TROLOLOLOL

[lavishsqualor.livejournal.com]

I've been saving this... and I'm so glad I did. Had to be alone, too much :DDDDDDDDD. Seriously, though, this is the best crack EVER. <3

[slashgoddess.livejournal.com]

so freaking sweet~

[abstractheart88.livejournal.com]

The prettiest Princess Sam and the squishable Prince Dean!
Perfect.

[gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com]

Bwahahhahhahaha! So awesome! :-)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

That's just adorably ridiculously cute. And lovably silly.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

has nobody done the picture of Princess Sam busting out of his pretty pink dress yet? Really it ought to be done.... :D

[dristi2u.livejournal.com]

you simply rock!

:)