Supernatural 6x02

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Dean = turning into paranoiac mess
Sam's sideburns = plotting world domination

"It's still baby stew."

Seeing Dean fondling his gun collection is quite poignant.

THERE IS A BABY. IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE IMPALA. IN A CAR SEAT. I HAVE TOTALLY READ THIS FIC.

Watching with my roommate, who is heretofore uninitiated, tonight. Attempting to explain the last five seasons in a commercial break or less is a bit difficult. "So then he went to hell, but he came back. No, we don't know why. No, there isn't so much a good brother and a bad one. Shapeshifters, there's a thing. The devil, he was also a thing. The car, she is special." &c, &c, &c.

Holy craaaap, gun training for Lisa.


... Sam and Dean are SHOPPING FOR BABY STUFF.

"Dean, make it stop."

Sam is ridiculously beautiful.

And ALERT ALERT ALERT Dean is holding a baby.

Throwdown in the grocery store!

This is like the most hilarious domesticfic ever. With bonus complexity of knife attack in grocery store/Dean's inability to keep up normal facade parallel.

DEAN PLUS BABY. Sorry, is there other stuff going on? DEAN PLUS BABY. HUMMING. YOU GONNA BE A MAN ABOUT IT?

Sam totally notices alkie!Dean. Not so much different from the way they grew up.
"Dad always said it was temporary" - interesting!

Sam is pretty. Preeeeeeetty.

Clearly they need to adopt Bobby John. Even though Dean just gave him whiskey.

... Is that the Impala? Or a different car, being that this guy's a mechanic?

Whoa crap! Shapeshifter baby! Whooooooa! That is hella creepy, shapeshifters, DONN'T DO THAT.

Awww, now they REALLY need to adopt it. To keep it from going evil!

"I'm a freakin headcase."

... they have an guarded, barbed-wire enclosed hunters' compound?

They are just being TOO SUBTLE with the Campbells-are-evil thing. I think they need to lay it on a little thicker.

Now SAM IS HOLDING A BABY ... only briefly. Darn.

I really want them to be even a little, tiny bit on the level. Please don't be ENTIRELY evil and baby-killing, Campbells.

I am GENERALLY in favor of two Sams.
now make out now make out now make out

Oooooh, alpha. King shapeshifter!

I don't want to believe he was using the baby as bait!

Nyerrgghhh, who's Granddaddy Campbell reporting to?

Poor paranoiac Dean is paranoiac.

And wearing a henley UNF.

Like what you are is some bad awful thing. But you're not.

Holy CRAP, she's kicking him out?
Awww, I feel like what she's doing is remarkably functional. Even if I'm skeptical about how it'll work out.

The Metallicar retuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns!
N'awww. This is even pornier than the season 2 return-of-Impala montage.
N'awwww that was fun.