That ... that is not even a real number. You are making that shit up.

[britomart_is]

FML FML FML

Comments

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

What the he double hockey sticks is even going on? D:

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Am I being punished for pretending to be sick in third grade so I could stay home and finish a book? Am I?

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Real good, ruining the would-be 5th Grade field trip for everyone, ever. :(

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Also, your icon has me thinking. It is possible that the rise in global temperature can be blamed solely on the influence of Jared Padalecki's torso.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

There are other factors. Upper arms, the reflective power of his forehead, the consistent generation of certain emissions that enter the atmosphere, JA's snark and solar-radiation-absorbing crinkles. They're like a perfect storm of global warming.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Can we blame the CW for bringing them together? Can we blame Kripke? Mostly I just want Kripke to be ethically obligated to bring me an iced tea right now.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

I think this can be arranged.

[then you'll be able to cry about that other thing you deserve to be cornered-and-cry about]

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Also, somewhere out there a student is busily calculating the albedo of Jared's fivehead for her thesis.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

I hope they include doppler blue/red wavelength studies in this undertaking.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

The next jackass climate-change-denier I meet IRL is getting beaten to death with their own spine. SRSLY WTF.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

... beating someone to death with their own spine sounds like a lot of energy. I will enlist people in cooler climates to do it for me.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am hoping this potential encounter takes place in like, Vermont. Or in the winter. Or both.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Vermont in winter is entirely too warm for this exculpation. We need Mongolian Steppe Tundra or the land where the permafrost is, well, perma.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Field trip!

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

omg comment parity fun! [Luckily permafrost field trips are for the 8th graders.]

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

They couldn't get enough of the 5th graders' parents to sign the permission slip for the Mongolian steppe.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because you lied about being sick that day. Who'd trust a 5th grader after that?

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I would go cry in the corner except that I actually have no water left in my body.

[linnet-melody.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of an interesting thing I'd read back years and years ago. Apparently, during 9/11 when all the planes were grounded for nearly a week, it provided researchers on climate change an unparalleled opportunity to study the effect of contrails on the environment. According to their research, on the three days where there were no contrails whatsoever in the US -- thus reduced particles in the sky -- the mean temperature of the entire country rose three degrees.

Kinda scary, what we're doing to our planet.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Super-creepy.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

lol at your icon

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

:D

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. You're melting! *hugs you and sends ice*

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

A concerned colleague attempted to drape me in cold washcloths today when I was wilting. It is insane.

[annella.livejournal.com]

I cannot conceive of that temperature.

A HOT DAY HERE IS ABOUT 90 FAHRENHEIT. D:

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

It's just so inescapable! It just slams you when you're outside, it makes buses and cars and air conditioning units break down, it's apparently enough to make me tan and that's saying something ...

[(Anonymous)]

...Maybe it's not the time to mention we're having a cold front where I live.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

AUGH.
Do you see the icon? Do you see? You made tiny Sam cry!

[(Anonymous)]

Aww...I'm sorry, tiny Sam! You can come stay with me. We'll have ice cream and play in the sprinklers.

[obeetaybee.livejournal.com]

Holy crap! That's like Africa hot.

It was 90 degrees on the first day of Fall in NJ a few days ago.

Come back, Fall! Come back!

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

*tries to make ice cream spontaneously appear in your vicinity*

do whatever you wish with it ;)

[sangre-fria.livejournal.com]

When I left for work this morning, it was already in the mid-90s and I knew it was only going to get hotter. D:

By noon, everyone around me was wearing the same look on their faces. THE HORROR THE HORROR



Now it's past one in the morning, and my apartment still hasn't cooled down enough for me to sleep.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Giggling uncontrollably here. Yep, the GIF sums it up nicely.

[maerhys.livejournal.com]

Holy Hell... almost literally. I am sending you ice. :/

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

Just as it's always been, soon after the fasting month ends, it rains almost every afternoon/night over here. I'm bundled up under my comforter right now. :|

[kyokomurasaki.livejournal.com]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. It's 78 degrees in Hotlanta (it was 56 when I left for work this morning) and I'm like, IT'S COLD.x Now I shall not complain.