Supes 6x09 (???)

[britomart_is]

LOVE the homage
Yoooooooouuuuu are too big a guest star to be a nothing role

I love roboSam a LOT. A lot a lot. I want an entire world of fic with roboSam as a distinct character.
Empathy man, empathy!

JIMINY CRICKET.
JIMINY.
CRICKET.

I ship roboSam/everybody-within-a-five-mile-radius.

I love that Dean now has a specific LOOK for Sam that means, "Please do not murder anybody in the next five minutes."

Evil pocketwatch! Bad Sam, no maiming! You know, Jiminy ...

I ship roboSam/Dean. I ship roboSam/Dean/Sam. Fuck it, I ship roboSam/Sam! I also ship roboSam/the-fact-that-Dean's-ringtone-is-still-Smoke-on-the-Water!

UFO! UFOOOOOOOOOOOO! Close encounter! CLOSE ENCOUNTER!
I think the fourth kind's a butt thing. Empathy, Sam! Empathy!

Yep, roboSam/EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.

Uh, by the way, there is no spiked eggnog involved in this episode review. NONE.

What kind of phone does Dean have? It is vitally important to me to know whether Dean Winchester has a Blackberry.

WHAT IS THIS MUSIC. WHAT.

I LOVE YOU ROBOSAM. I'VE HAD TIME TO ADJUST. HALF AN HOUR. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU SUCK.

Ehehehhee, and Dean comes up shooting.

Ahahahahahahaha Sam. Oh my god. Dean walks in on Sam. "They brought your brother back."
... was that CHEST HAIR? Some of you will appreciate what that means to me.
Grabby incandescent douchebags.
Also, Sam in a T-shirt.
"You'rrrre ... upset."

OH MY GOD it is a corn-themed motel room. It is a corn-themed motel room, Dean just walked in on Sam having sex, Sam is wearing a T-shirt and bare feet, my life is complete.

Ahahahaha, roboSam, you LOSE at being comforting. Your Safe Room probably smells like spunk.
Probing table!

Deeeeeeeean, I love you a lot. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a shower now.

Dean is pretty. Sam is a lech. That waitress reminds me of a girl I work with.

You sit in the dark and you, you feel the loss.

IT WOULD BE IN THE DARK.

BRB DYING OF THE WINNINGEST WIN.

ROBOSAM. OHHHH, ROBOSAM. RoboSam, I want you to have your own talk show where you give people insensitive, pragmatic advice on their love lives.

That guy in the window is totally a zombie. An invisible zombie.

SPN can afford Bowie songs????

Dean is having a showdown with Tinkerbell to a Bowie soundtrack. I am SO HAPPY. SO. HAPPY. AND DRUNK. DEAN JUST LOCKED TINKERBELL IN THE MICROWAVE. OH SHOW. AND CACKLED IN TRIUMPH.

<3 Dean and his little glowing hot naked lady with nipples and SHE HIT ME <3

I feel like roboSam is kind of geekSam in his purest form.

That is some amazing forest wallpaper.

This woman is totally my cousin P. Please don't let my cousin P be right about the world.

... Dean's been servicing Oberon?
SAM ASKS SERIOUSLY.
DEAN DOES NOT ANSWER.
CANON: DEAN HAS BEEN SERVICING OBERON, KING OF THE FAIRIES.
Also, they love cream.

Ehehehehe iron, silver, and salt. And tiny teacups.
It's like Sedona, Arizona crapped in here.
Do you have bigger cups? <3 roboSam

God, is it on me? I feel like I've got the crazy on me!

Oh my god you guys, what is even going on with this episode? There are cream-fed fairy machinists.

Sam making gruff threats about elves is wigging me out. Guys. Guys. This is not acceptable.

AUGH my roommate just came home and distracted me. Now Dean's walking down an alley looking paranoid. Is there a Yorkie about?

Holy fuck, is Dean being arrested for gay-bashing?
I'm not cool with that joke.

CREAM HITS EM LIKE TEQUILA.

Wait, leprachaun?
I tooooooold you you were too big a guest star to be a throwaway!

I would like to note that Sam is fighting an invisible leprachaun.
Sam is being TAUNTED by an invisible leprachaun.
Is "Sam's soul" the new "Dean's self esteem"?

... Sam is attractive. And growly.
"Angels, oh please." Dude, I hear you.

Now there's a fight scene ... two fight scenes ... and I'm just like, "what would this episode be like if I were sober?"

He's coooooouuuuuuuunting!

I HATE HATE HATE SPN's organ-tastic "something witty is going on" music. I associate it with Tall Tales. It is a BLIGHT on the musical landscape.

Okay, there was just an ad for the CIA's clandestine service. Do they really need to advertise? Do they really need to advertise for SPN viewers?

Oh, oh. The Impala is parked. There is a cooler. They are cracking open beers.

Second thoughts about getting your soul back. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!




Talk to me, people!

Comments

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I SWEAR TO GOD. WHEN HE'S PUTTING HIS SHIRT BACK ON AFTER HAVING SEX WITH THE HIPPIE CHICK. THERE WILL EVENTUALLY BE GIF EVIDENCE.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

All I can say to that is AMEN!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

WE HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY GOOD THIS YEAR.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there is or there will be a better cap but for now ...

[linnet-melody.livejournal.com]

That guy in the window is totally a zombie. An invisible zombie.

AUGH my roommate just came home and distracted me. Now Dean's walking down an alley looking paranoid. Is there a Yorkie about?

The weird guy was meant to be a Red Cap, so noted by the hat he had on. And he then followed Dean down the alley. Poor Dean thought he'd be smart and catch the fairy, only he ended up jumping a Little Person, called him a "fairy" and then finds out it was the Assistant State Attorney or some such.

<3 Dean and his little glowing hot naked lady with nipples and SHE HIT ME <3

Jensen's got the BEST VOICE for Dean's utter confusion and befuddlement. <3 <3

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

That is like the least ominous Red Cap ever. I'm sad now. Wasted opportunity! Thanks for explaining. :D

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

... was that CHEST HAIR? Some of you will appreciate what that means to me.

YES I DO BELIEVE IT WAS OMG!!! And I know full well and good what it means to you, because it means the same to me. GUH.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

*DEAD* Oh god, I need downloads. And pictures. And GIFs.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

You know the icon I'm using is him, right? From one of the more recent cons.

I want HQ pix of it. Like, NOW.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

... I may never recover. NGGGHHH.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

You've seen the pictures, right? Clear pictures of him at the con, showing off the au natural look?

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

... possibly not????????? Regardless, won't say no to pics! :D

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Uploading them now :)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD LOOK AT THIS:



Courtesy of missyjack!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I believe in them NOW!!!! And possibly in Santa Claus, too. And anything else that brings good things to badgood fangirls!

Psst: also, have some pics of jared with chest hair. :)

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Okay, I am just permanently damaged. I am RUINED. I think this PICTURE just went back in time to when I was sixteen and deflowered me.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

BUT IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU, RIGHT??? *eg*

I'm pretty ruined, too. Not a chance in hell I'm ever going to find someone who measures up to HIM. I guess I'll just be ogling him for the rest of time. Le sigh.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I need to go on a special mission and sabotage all sources of wax on the west coast so the chest hair can NEVER GO AWAY.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Now Dean's walking down an alley looking paranoid. Is there a Yorkie about?
Even though I knew that guy was following him, I still for a moment thought there was a little dog after him.

Holy fuck, is Dean being arrested for gay-bashing?
I think it was more for the assault/hate crime.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Maybe the Yorkie's in the deleted scenes.

re: gay-bashing, I'm used to those being analogous terms! Makes sense that in some places it would refer to the specifically verbal, though.

[azziria.livejournal.com]

"... was that CHEST HAIR? Some of you will appreciate what that means to me.

Christmas must be coming! That makes both of my current major fandom crushes :)

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

UNF UNF UNF.

[nutkin]

I have nothing useful to say other than: I AGREE. RoboSam/everyone, please! With CHEST HAIR and his bizarre anal/probing fixation!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Sam without a filter of inhibitions is an interesting creature.

[nrrrdy-grrrl.livejournal.com]

Grabby incandescent douchebags.
I KNOW!!!

SPN can afford Bowie songs????
I KNOW!!!

Also- How hilarious is it that Sam looks up from having sex when Dean comes in and smiles,"Oh, you're back!"

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

How hilarious is it that Sam looks up from having sex when Dean comes in and smiles,"Oh, you're back!"

I KNOW. He just looks so straightforwardly pleased with the situation. "I'm having sex! That's awesome! Oh hey, Dean is back! That's good, too! Now there are two good things!" And the girl is still ON HIM and they're both just grinning at Dean.

[nrrrdy-grrrl.livejournal.com]

It was a special family moment that, really, could only happen to Winchesters.

Ya know, it wasn't an epiphany episode, but this is shaping up to be the strongest season they've had in a while, so I don't even care about complaining. It was crammed with great moments and that's enough. I am loving both the show and the fandom reaction this season in a huge-ass way that I've really been missing and it feels like things are gelling for the new diection, new behind-the-scenes changes and the guys.

So you go, Show.

[ai-kizu.livejournal.com]

I want to marry your Supernatural thoughts/review things.

HAPPINESS!!!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Because of my deep, deep thoughts.

[setissma.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah I think it is such a bad sign that I saw that chest hair and my only thought was like, "Man, B. will be so pleased!" I know you too well.

Also, Sam has no conscience. How has no one written wincest based on this fact? How has no one written Dean and Sam having tons of sex because RoboSam wants it all the time and can now get it at home? GUESS WHO'S NOMINATED.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha you really do.

I love that! He'd just be pestering Dean for it all the time. Like, Dean says no in the morning, so Sam just continues slyly suggesting it every time there's a convenient horizontal surface, like maybe Dean'll have changed his mind. And he reassures Dean, "No, seriously. I'm really awesome at this. People seem to like it a LOT."

[setissma.livejournal.com]

I am COMPOSING AN ENTRY based on this theory. :> I feel like we need the joy of this discussion.

Also: I let Comet sleep in my bed last night to win back his affections, because he'd been giving me the cold shoulder all day because I had the audacity to leave him. And I woke up and he was asleep on top of me, curled up in the small of my back. TRIUMPH.