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[britomart_is]

Okay, I know Sam's gonna go atone for kicking puppies and setting trash cans on fire and knocking over port-a-potties with people locked inside them. But what I'm imagining is Sam going around and finding all the women he had crazy sex with and being like, "I am so sorry." *Empathy face* "So, so sorry."

And, to a woman, they're all like, "Huh? I keep trying to nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize but the committee's too frigid." And then he looks around and notices how they've got their offices outfitted and realizes they've all become tantric sex therapists, empowered by life-changing ten hour marathon sex with a hedonistic soulless dude.

And then they make a move for his fly, and he's backing up all concerned-forehead and, "No really, I apologize. I wasn't myself. I feel terrible." And the women are like, "Okay. You're right. I'm really struggling to recover from the trauma. But you can make it up to me." Sam: *hopeful redemption-seeking face* Legion of satisfied women: "Just do that thing with your mouth again."

And then Sam comes home all disheveled and sweaty and covered in bite marks and tells Dean, "Redemption is hard work." And then he has to hug Dean a little to cope with his FEELINGS.

Comments

[debbiel66.livejournal.com]

No matter how good next week's episode may be, it will never be as good as this.

And now I'm a little bitter. Just saying...

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

All I know is that next week's episode will involve too many clothes.

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

THIS. YES. also:
they've all become tantric sex therapists, empowered by life-changing ten hour marathon sex with a hedonistic soulless dude. best line ever!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I think roboSam would've had a good impact! I hardly imagine him as a selfish lover. Just imagine the women scattered all over middle America whose previous boyfriends wouldn't even go down on them, and then roboSam leaves them in a limp post-coital puddle ...

[tiffosis.livejournal.com]

*presses 'like' button*

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

:D

[fourfreedoms.livejournal.com]

I think you should send this in as a spec script!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

At least I know Sera would appreciate it!

[coiledsoul.livejournal.com]

the only thing he'd really have to apologize for is leaving town the next morning. write this fic, woman!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahaha. Yep, slipping out before any of them could cuff him to the bed (again).

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

. . . at which point it will occur to Dean that Sam's apology to him, though no doubt heartfelt, was a little cursory. There are still points they could explore further. It takes time, you know, to really get back to what they were. Time and experimentation and perhaps a vacation some place secluded with hot springs.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Time and experimentation and perhaps a vacation some place secluded with hot springs.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure Sam will very earnestly agree.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

♥

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

So you're telling us all this because...you're the writer for that ep, right? That's what we're going to see on our tv next week? *prays extra hard*

And then Dean will tell him that yes, redemption IS hard work and Sam should get to doing that thing with his mouth. Right?

Also, I owe you email. Today has been weird, but I will get caught up tomorrow. Sorry :-/

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Hah, YES. That's totally my life. Dashing off episodes for the CW in between coffee runs.

Yup. Dean feels extra-extra betrayed that Sam's mouth has heretofore neglected him.

I'm happy to have email from you any time, I know how it is!

[samantha890.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! I so wish this could be an episode! The best part is that the whole looking-for-the-women-and-apologizing is such a Sammy thing! I don't think Sammy knows how hot he is, when having sex especially.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

If Sammy truly knew how hot he was, he'd just be caught in a narcissistic feedback loop, wanting to have sex with himself all the time.

He's such an earnest, apologetic doofus, and I love him for it.

[mimblexwimble.livejournal.com]

Okay, nothing will ever trump this. You've ruined next week's episode for me, you evil person!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I try, I try. :D

[annj-g80.livejournal.com]

Is that preview a given fact? *hopeful look*

:-D

[audreytiphaine.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD *COUGH-SPUTTER* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*WHEEZE* YEAH. you're probably right, that's about how it would go down...

[harrigan.livejournal.com]

YES!

[atanih88.livejournal.com]

'But what I'm imagining is Sam going around and finding all the women he had crazy sex with and being like, "I am so sorry." *Empathy face* "So, so sorry."'

LOL omg, I would pay to see that!!! XD

[gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com]

This... this is brilliant! :-)

[aubade-saudade.livejournal.com]

THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE BEST HET FIC IN THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE, AND I KNOW YOU PROBABLY JUST MEANT IT AS META, BUT WHAT IS FANFIC IF NOT META, AND THE POINT OF THIS IS OMG I LOVE YOUR BRAIN SO FUCKING MUCH I COULD HAVE WALLSOULESSROBOSAMSEX WITH IT.

*CLINGS*

[maraceles.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah, YES.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

If there was a God, you'd work for the show.

*looks expectantly at Cas*

[ai-kizu.livejournal.com]

I think this should be the plot of next weeks episode. It is right?

I love Sam and his FEELINGS. I missed them.

[werty30.livejournal.com]

That`s a perfect scenario. Also, Robo!Sam could travel from the past to the tantric sex studio and join in the redempion.