Miscellany
Aug. 8th, 2011 08:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
britomart_isI am housesitting on the beach (I know, my life is so hard, feel sad for me) and taking care of a very sweet, pampered dog. So it's kind of my job for the moment to stay in one place and have no life. Internet is spotty so I'm mostly 1) bored, 2) reading everything on the bookshelves, and 3) walking the dog more than she probably needs.
'Why are you telling me this, you crazy person?' I hear you asking. Well, friend, I am telling you this because if there has ever, EVER been a time when I'm available to beta, it's now. Please feel free to send me things, whether I've previously beta'd for you or not and whether you know me personally or not. Ping me. Don't be shy. Save me from spending three weeks doing nothing but reading the complete works of Eugene O'Neill while petting a dog with my feet.
To The Lovely Lady To Whom I Already Owe A Read-Through On Multiple Stories (She Knows Who She Is): Haven't forgotten. They're upcoming. You are awesome.
PS. A bonus contest! What is happening out-of-frame in my mood icon? Best response wins acclaim and a free unicorn*.
*Free unicorn contingent upon existence of unicorns.
'Why are you telling me this, you crazy person?' I hear you asking. Well, friend, I am telling you this because if there has ever, EVER been a time when I'm available to beta, it's now. Please feel free to send me things, whether I've previously beta'd for you or not and whether you know me personally or not. Ping me. Don't be shy. Save me from spending three weeks doing nothing but reading the complete works of Eugene O'Neill while petting a dog with my feet.
To The Lovely Lady To Whom I Already Owe A Read-Through On Multiple Stories (She Knows Who She Is): Haven't forgotten. They're upcoming. You are awesome.
PS. A bonus contest! What is happening out-of-frame in my mood icon? Best response wins acclaim and a free unicorn*.
*Free unicorn contingent upon existence of unicorns.
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Date: 2011-08-10 01:57 am (UTC)pre-series, though so I don't know how you feel about that
BONUS: Dean is giving Sam a hand massage! trufax! Dean thinks it's foreplay (because of Sam's 'o' face,) Sam thinks Dean's been cursed to treat him nicely, (but is totally willing to take advantage becasue Dean's massages are blissful!)
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Date: 2011-08-11 07:46 am (UTC)Dean thinks it's foreplay (because of Sam's 'o' face,) Sam thinks Dean's been cursed to treat him nicely
This is amazing and needs to be a story. Dean's pulling out all the stops to woo Sam, and Sam's just like, "Damn, this is a persistent curse. Dean's gonna be so embarrassed when he's cured."
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Date: 2011-08-12 07:46 pm (UTC)"Damn, this is a persistent curse. Dean's gonna be so embarrassed when he's cured." Eventually Sam grabs a clue and calls Bobby, because curses should fade and Sam is getting uncomfortable (although he secretly likes it) with all the massages, steak dinners and this one time there was a stuffie sheep (like one he had as a kid) by his pillow. When Sam shares the details Bobby says, "You boys really are prettier than you are smart, ain't you idjut?" Sam pouts, starts to protest, but Bobby cuts him off. "I don't ever want to hear about any of this again and you owe me a fifth of Black label to bleach my brain with." Sam starts to question him, but Bobby cuts him off again, "Sam, use that big brain god gave you. This ain't no curse." And he hangs up.