children of an alternate opening

ninhursag: Now for the most important question of allllll. Homosexual abortion-- better than assbabies?
britomart_is:STOP DISCRIMINATING AGAINST THE ASSBABIES, YOU BIGOT. THEY'RE PEOPLE, TOO!!!1!!1eleventy
ninhursag:I think by using the term assbabies we demean our discussion. I think from now on we should refer to them as children of an alternate opening.

For the root of this madness, I refer you to this post and comments.

( ummmmmm ... the fandom free clinic, episode one )