OMG GUYS GUYS

[britomart_is]

IT IS ALMOST SAM WINCHESTER TIME
THE SAM AND DEAN HUG ONCE A SEASON SHOW IS BACK
(Sorry, I'm feeling smug because I didn't realize it was back this week, but the spiritual power of SAM'S HAIR compelled me to turn on the TV and I saw it in the listing. SAM'S HAIR LOVES ME.)

How are you guys? How's it going? I have to wait 3 minutes till it's on and I don't know how I'll cooooooope. 3 -- no, 2 minutes!

WTF is this Nikita shit that comes on first? I miss Thursday nights and the hilarity of the last 5 minutes of Smallville. (I watched the last 5 minutes of Smallville for SO MANY YEARS and never actually saw the show, it's a hilarious way to get an idea of the show.)

It's onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!



Oooooooooh unconventional music choice, but I can get down with it. Loving the Sammy Sam Sam flashbacks, even if they had that terrible on-fire shot.
THIS IS PROMISING.
I FUCKING LOVE DEATH (THE HORSEMAN NOT THE PHENOMENON)
HI CASTIEL HI
HI CROWLEY HI I CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU DIED LAST SEASON OOPS I THINK NOT HOPE NOT
Hiiiiiiiiiii creepy benevolent evil Castiel!
Hi Sam hi Dean hi Bobby!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG.

NOW! (creepy noises)
Ooooh, so we pick up right then ...

"What's the point if you don't mean it?" Castiel is a petulant little bitch. That's so borderline.
The Castiel you knew is gone. *weep*
Brave Little Ant!
My favorite pets
Not doing so well, are you, Sam?

Flashback Sammehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

So ... now that we have dark!Castiel he doesn't change into a black trenchcoat?
You need a firm hand, you need a father -- kinky
I ... was kind of hoping that when they finally pulled out of that close shot, it would turn out to be Castiel rehearsing his ominous speech to himself

Wooooooooooooo flippin the car over. What a cool shot! I love you Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean. HA! Already flipped!

TRENCHCOAT ON A TORTILLA

This ain't in no book -- whose line of dialogue was that? Cause it sure as hell wasn't Dean's, as much as I enjoy the dialect.

Bobby's house is awfully well lit these days.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO DEAN'S HAIR. I AM WORRIED ABOUT IT.

<3<3<3 Mystery of Sammich's well-being.
Oooooh are creepy things happening?
Mmmmmmmm Sam's face. I love Sam's face. Don't you love Sam's face?

Hey look, an asshole! Is he about to get smited? HA! He so is.
"You're wrong, I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation."
Well, this is a little on-the-nose, but I love that Castiel goes straight for the confrontation and shows off.

Dude dude dude how cool would it be if Castiel drummed up a gazillion human followers? Because seriously, people are crazy, half the US would be on board that train.

Eeeeeeeeeeek Sammmmmmmmm your brain is scary.
Um, though apparently hell looks like a particularly low-budget haunted house. NEVER SHOW US THE SHARK FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

"He was young, and ... and sexy."

These boots are made for walking??????
Who gets that soundtrack?
Oooh. WTF is Crowley doing in a pathetic trailer?
"You look stressed." <3<3<3<3<3<3 Bollocks. <3

I love Crowley SFM. Maybe if I'd paid more attention last season I'd have gotten tired of him, but I'm in a state of blissful ignorance.

Saaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Why do horrible things keep happening to my schmoopsie?

BOBBY UR HOUSE IS HAUNTED SRY2SAY. Haunted by Sam's brain.

Poor Impala! She takes so many beatings.

How is that kid even vertical? Cas broke his damn pinata.

I approve of Dean in that jumpsuit.

Of coursssssssssssssse Sam's listening and angsting.

BOBBY CALLED SAM "SPORT". MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

Oh GREAT, summon Crowley for help.

"Castiel, you giraffe." LOVE IT. LOVE IT LOVE IT.

Wuh-oh, those are troubling hand-sores. Wassup, God? GOD ARE YOU KILLING YOUR VESSEL? That is not a good sign.
Ew ew ew EW EW EW EW EW EW EW that is so Videodrome!!!!! AUGH! Are all the souls trying to pull an Alien chest-burster on him?

WTF Supernatural Bing product placement in the ad? Lame.

Anyway, commercial break! Guys, I'm so pleased it's back, I didn't know it was tonight. I have been locked in a law school library all day, came home vaguely malnourished, and since I realized SPN was on I've had time to drink wine but not make dinner. So I am in QUITE THE MENTAL STATE to be reunited with my darling schmoopsiepie Sammich manly Sasquatch Sam Winchester.

The boys are semi-matching shirtwise. I enjoy this. I would enjoy it more if they would absentmindedly snuggle each other while discussing acts of god. Ummmm.

When I saw the collection of stiff and heard the shotgun rack, I seriously fantasized that it was Bela for a moment. (Moment of intense nostalgia passes)

I love what gentlemanly breaker-and-enterers the Winchesters are.
Also when they lift chairs. And wear shirts. And don't wear shirts. And hug each other. And ... hah! Have fast food all ready for their guest!

DEAN
(nervously)
Um. Fried pickle chip?

This is about Sam's hallucination, I assume ...
"Your ... Honor."
I continue to adore that Death is the ONE AND ONLY CHARACTER who gets Dean to act like a nervous little boy. (And it was awful when they broke that rule and made him mouth off to Death just to be cool.)

Annoying little protozoa, aren't they?

There are things much older than souls in Purgatory, and you got those in, too.

CASTIEL IS FULL OF LEVIATHANS. (Anyone else imagining massive militarized floating whales? Anyone? Bueller? No?)

Destined to swat you, I think.
I really enjoy Death. (Please don't quote me on that, Universe.)

All right, put your junk away, both of you!

Awww fuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Thank you. Shall we kickbox now?

LOL SERIOUSLY IS THIS A MICHELE BACHMANN GETS SMITED THING? SERIOUSLY?

Awwww, poor Castiel and his Daddy issues! I am sympathetic. "How can I make you understand?"

"Figure it out." Thank you, Death, they did used to figure things out without Deus Ex Machina -- oh, wait, he's just MAKING them another eclipse.

Ewwwwwww Castiel. EW. Why did you kill all the staffers, too? Half of those are probably unpaid interns.

Castiel has the most creepy I-have-Leviathans-in-my-belly O-Face EVER.

"He's in there, somewhere, Dean, I know it."
I was pretty far gone and you never gave up on me
WTF, Dean, you're blaming Sam for this now?

Jensen Ackles is a ludicrously attractive human being.

Why does he only break out his crazy smile for the CCTV camera?

I'm curious about what junkyard they're using for all the exteriors of Bobby's.

Holy SHIT do I ever love that Sam is attempting to pray to Castiel.

It mean so much to meeeeee that Sam is trying to reach out to Castiel, and would mean even more if it actually worked (which I don't expect).

Interesting how thoroughly Dean's previous coping mechanisms fall flat for him, and how insistent he is that he's still going to turn to them.

I AM SO PLEASED THAT CASTIEL TURNED TO THEM. I COULD WEEP. "I feel regret." I WANT THEM TO HUG.

HOLY FUCKING FUCK HELLO LUCIFER.
Ahahahahaha did he just say "Long time no spooning"?
This is deliiiiiiightful
Mmmmmm these two on screen together. Amazing.
Oy, though the "Everything else if fake" is a little tired, as storylines go
"No, escaping was impossible"
Awww, poor Sammich. HE NEEDS DEAN TO SMOOCH HIM. LOTS.

Erk. Jar of blood and no Sam. Unnerved.

Sigh. I want this to work, but it's only the first episode.

I believe Castiel is dead about as much as I believe anyone else on this show is permanently dead.
... quickly vindicated, that one.

"That was unpleasant." So wait, is he magically himself again? And non-evil? That was an awfully quick undoing of several seasons of character development.

Where is Sam? Where is Sammmmmmmm? Is he quivering in a puddle of his own urine somewhere?

Okay, now this shit is getting absurd. Is he about to vomit Leviathans? Whooooooaaaaa is he possessed by them? Not sure I love the quirky smiley Jack Torrance act, though? Hmmmm, though maybe it's growing on me. Yes, I think it's swiftly growing on me.

I enjoy this Misha!

And I still want to know if Sam's quivering in a puddle of his own urine.

I really appreciate the commercial-break promos in which Sam wears a leather jacket and Dean jacks off a shotgun.

You guyyyyysssss I missed show. I missed you! I WANT THEM ALL TO SNUGGLE.
(And wow, my attitude toward the show REALLY has not evolved since I started watching at the beginning of S2.)

Comments

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Very troubling developments. Clearly this ominous hairstyle is just being seeded early on, and will be explained months from now as the roots of Dean's complete mental breakdown.

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

You are so clever. I bet your brain is tasty. =D Is that inappropriate to say?

And you should be watching the Nikita shit. Seriously! It might take a few eps to warm up to, but... Maggie Q and Shane West and especially Lyndsy Fonseca are alarming. Xander Berkeley is ever, as ever engaging. And Aaron Stanford steals the screen whenever he's around. It's a project in one-ups-manship if I've ever seen it. If you need eps, lemme know. I could be convinced to privately up them for you. =D

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Good to know! I knew absolutely nothing about Nikita, which is why I can be so glib about it. Does it resemble anything I would have watched? Trying to get a handle on the genre.

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

Umm, umm! Good question! I do not know what you have watched, so I'm going to have to take a party foul (hah! it's almost 4am, that's totally my excuse!) on this one. I can tell you that it's sort of spy-yy and girl gone rogue with a huge dose of empowerment thrown in there, sprinkled with some covert government agency, and topped off with mishap and adventure?
=?

This is the "official" word and apparently I wasn't too far off (which is ALSO good to know):

In this sexy and suspenseful series from executive producer McG, and featuring international action star Maggie Q in the title role, NIKITA has gone rogue. Division is an ultra-secret government agency whose operatives are recruited young people with severed ties to family, friends and society. Trained to be invisible assassins, no one ever leaves Division -- except the charming and deadly Nikita, who has managed to escape, making it her mission to undermine the now-corrupt organization. A force to be reckoned with, the rogue Nikita taunts Division, staying on their radar, but always one step ahead. Yet as determined as Nikita is to bring down her former agency, there are those just as determined to stop her, including Division's newest recruit Alex, a beautiful young woman who seems destined to replace Nikita as their next top operative.

I'd recommend watching the original La Femme Nikita (1990) and following it up with the lighter Point of No Return (1993) for the real backstory (if you want it). Either way, you wouldn't need it to enjoy the series. =DD

Did that help?

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

I second watching the original. Would make my top 50 films, even though i haven't found time for the series. :)

*hugs Jen*

<3

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Cool, thanks for the intro! That did help!