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[britomart_is]

IT IS ALMOST SAM WINCHESTER TIME
THE SAM AND DEAN HUG ONCE A SEASON SHOW IS BACK
(Sorry, I'm feeling smug because I didn't realize it was back this week, but the spiritual power of SAM'S HAIR compelled me to turn on the TV and I saw it in the listing. SAM'S HAIR LOVES ME.)

How are you guys? How's it going? I have to wait 3 minutes till it's on and I don't know how I'll cooooooope. 3 -- no, 2 minutes!

WTF is this Nikita shit that comes on first? I miss Thursday nights and the hilarity of the last 5 minutes of Smallville. (I watched the last 5 minutes of Smallville for SO MANY YEARS and never actually saw the show, it's a hilarious way to get an idea of the show.)

It's onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!



Oooooooooh unconventional music choice, but I can get down with it. Loving the Sammy Sam Sam flashbacks, even if they had that terrible on-fire shot.
THIS IS PROMISING.
I FUCKING LOVE DEATH (THE HORSEMAN NOT THE PHENOMENON)
HI CASTIEL HI
HI CROWLEY HI I CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU DIED LAST SEASON OOPS I THINK NOT HOPE NOT
Hiiiiiiiiiii creepy benevolent evil Castiel!
Hi Sam hi Dean hi Bobby!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG.

NOW! (creepy noises)
Ooooh, so we pick up right then ...

"What's the point if you don't mean it?" Castiel is a petulant little bitch. That's so borderline.
The Castiel you knew is gone. *weep*
Brave Little Ant!
My favorite pets
Not doing so well, are you, Sam?

Flashback Sammehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

So ... now that we have dark!Castiel he doesn't change into a black trenchcoat?
You need a firm hand, you need a father -- kinky
I ... was kind of hoping that when they finally pulled out of that close shot, it would turn out to be Castiel rehearsing his ominous speech to himself

Wooooooooooooo flippin the car over. What a cool shot! I love you Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean. HA! Already flipped!

TRENCHCOAT ON A TORTILLA

This ain't in no book -- whose line of dialogue was that? Cause it sure as hell wasn't Dean's, as much as I enjoy the dialect.

Bobby's house is awfully well lit these days.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO DEAN'S HAIR. I AM WORRIED ABOUT IT.

<3<3<3 Mystery of Sammich's well-being.
Oooooh are creepy things happening?
Mmmmmmmm Sam's face. I love Sam's face. Don't you love Sam's face?

Hey look, an asshole! Is he about to get smited? HA! He so is.
"You're wrong, I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation."
Well, this is a little on-the-nose, but I love that Castiel goes straight for the confrontation and shows off.

Dude dude dude how cool would it be if Castiel drummed up a gazillion human followers? Because seriously, people are crazy, half the US would be on board that train.

Eeeeeeeeeeek Sammmmmmmmm your brain is scary.
Um, though apparently hell looks like a particularly low-budget haunted house. NEVER SHOW US THE SHARK FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

"He was young, and ... and sexy."

These boots are made for walking??????
Who gets that soundtrack?
Oooh. WTF is Crowley doing in a pathetic trailer?
"You look stressed." <3<3<3<3<3<3 Bollocks. <3

I love Crowley SFM. Maybe if I'd paid more attention last season I'd have gotten tired of him, but I'm in a state of blissful ignorance.

Saaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Why do horrible things keep happening to my schmoopsie?

BOBBY UR HOUSE IS HAUNTED SRY2SAY. Haunted by Sam's brain.

Poor Impala! She takes so many beatings.

How is that kid even vertical? Cas broke his damn pinata.

I approve of Dean in that jumpsuit.

Of coursssssssssssssse Sam's listening and angsting.

BOBBY CALLED SAM "SPORT". MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

Oh GREAT, summon Crowley for help.

"Castiel, you giraffe." LOVE IT. LOVE IT LOVE IT.

Wuh-oh, those are troubling hand-sores. Wassup, God? GOD ARE YOU KILLING YOUR VESSEL? That is not a good sign.
Ew ew ew EW EW EW EW EW EW EW that is so Videodrome!!!!! AUGH! Are all the souls trying to pull an Alien chest-burster on him?

WTF Supernatural Bing product placement in the ad? Lame.

Anyway, commercial break! Guys, I'm so pleased it's back, I didn't know it was tonight. I have been locked in a law school library all day, came home vaguely malnourished, and since I realized SPN was on I've had time to drink wine but not make dinner. So I am in QUITE THE MENTAL STATE to be reunited with my darling schmoopsiepie Sammich manly Sasquatch Sam Winchester.

The boys are semi-matching shirtwise. I enjoy this. I would enjoy it more if they would absentmindedly snuggle each other while discussing acts of god. Ummmm.

When I saw the collection of stiff and heard the shotgun rack, I seriously fantasized that it was Bela for a moment. (Moment of intense nostalgia passes)

I love what gentlemanly breaker-and-enterers the Winchesters are.
Also when they lift chairs. And wear shirts. And don't wear shirts. And hug each other. And ... hah! Have fast food all ready for their guest!

DEAN
(nervously)
Um. Fried pickle chip?

This is about Sam's hallucination, I assume ...
"Your ... Honor."
I continue to adore that Death is the ONE AND ONLY CHARACTER who gets Dean to act like a nervous little boy. (And it was awful when they broke that rule and made him mouth off to Death just to be cool.)

Annoying little protozoa, aren't they?

There are things much older than souls in Purgatory, and you got those in, too.

CASTIEL IS FULL OF LEVIATHANS. (Anyone else imagining massive militarized floating whales? Anyone? Bueller? No?)

Destined to swat you, I think.
I really enjoy Death. (Please don't quote me on that, Universe.)

All right, put your junk away, both of you!

Awww fuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Thank you. Shall we kickbox now?

LOL SERIOUSLY IS THIS A MICHELE BACHMANN GETS SMITED THING? SERIOUSLY?

Awwww, poor Castiel and his Daddy issues! I am sympathetic. "How can I make you understand?"

"Figure it out." Thank you, Death, they did used to figure things out without Deus Ex Machina -- oh, wait, he's just MAKING them another eclipse.

Ewwwwwww Castiel. EW. Why did you kill all the staffers, too? Half of those are probably unpaid interns.

Castiel has the most creepy I-have-Leviathans-in-my-belly O-Face EVER.

"He's in there, somewhere, Dean, I know it."
I was pretty far gone and you never gave up on me
WTF, Dean, you're blaming Sam for this now?

Jensen Ackles is a ludicrously attractive human being.

Why does he only break out his crazy smile for the CCTV camera?

I'm curious about what junkyard they're using for all the exteriors of Bobby's.

Holy SHIT do I ever love that Sam is attempting to pray to Castiel.

It mean so much to meeeeee that Sam is trying to reach out to Castiel, and would mean even more if it actually worked (which I don't expect).

Interesting how thoroughly Dean's previous coping mechanisms fall flat for him, and how insistent he is that he's still going to turn to them.

I AM SO PLEASED THAT CASTIEL TURNED TO THEM. I COULD WEEP. "I feel regret." I WANT THEM TO HUG.

HOLY FUCKING FUCK HELLO LUCIFER.
Ahahahahaha did he just say "Long time no spooning"?
This is deliiiiiiightful
Mmmmmm these two on screen together. Amazing.
Oy, though the "Everything else if fake" is a little tired, as storylines go
"No, escaping was impossible"
Awww, poor Sammich. HE NEEDS DEAN TO SMOOCH HIM. LOTS.

Erk. Jar of blood and no Sam. Unnerved.

Sigh. I want this to work, but it's only the first episode.

I believe Castiel is dead about as much as I believe anyone else on this show is permanently dead.
... quickly vindicated, that one.

"That was unpleasant." So wait, is he magically himself again? And non-evil? That was an awfully quick undoing of several seasons of character development.

Where is Sam? Where is Sammmmmmmm? Is he quivering in a puddle of his own urine somewhere?

Okay, now this shit is getting absurd. Is he about to vomit Leviathans? Whooooooaaaaa is he possessed by them? Not sure I love the quirky smiley Jack Torrance act, though? Hmmmm, though maybe it's growing on me. Yes, I think it's swiftly growing on me.

I enjoy this Misha!

And I still want to know if Sam's quivering in a puddle of his own urine.

I really appreciate the commercial-break promos in which Sam wears a leather jacket and Dean jacks off a shotgun.

You guyyyyysssss I missed show. I missed you! I WANT THEM ALL TO SNUGGLE.
(And wow, my attitude toward the show REALLY has not evolved since I started watching at the beginning of S2.)

Comments

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

Can I just say, not having watched the show since mid-s6, this review is fucking hilarious. CONTEXT IS FOR THE WEAK. :D

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha oh god, I can only imagine how this looks to you. All you need to know is that Bobby calls Sam "Sport" and Crowley calls Sam a giraffe.

[glovered.livejournal.com]

AKA PET NAMES. EVERYONE/EVERYONE.

[katsheswims.livejournal.com]

"This ain't in no book -- whose line of dialogue was that? Cause it sure as hell wasn't Dean's, as much as I enjoy the dialect." I noticed in the beginning that Dean's voice sounded funny, but then I got caught up and didn't notice if it kept being 'off', but maybe it was a line that made it seem that way?

"WHAT IS HAPPENING TO DEAN'S HAIR. I AM WORRIED ABOUT IT." Yeah, I noticed something funny with his hair at one point. I thought it looks shorter but messy? I don't remember now...just off.

"Jensen Ackles is a ludicrously attractive human being." I know EXACTLY when in the episode you are thinking this! I thought the same thing. Dean was smiling at the desk kind of sardonically...it made me hold my breath and hope for more shots of his face in that moment, but it only lasted a few seconds.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you know the exact moment! Yes, sounds like you've pinpointed it exactly. I think we all need to brace ourselves ... the CW network may have weaponized Jensen Ackles's attractiveness.

Dean's hair looked ... squashed. Like he had a fringe sort of pushed down on his forehead. I don't know what happened there. Maybe it's a backlash from his gelled sticky-uppy hair from S1.

[culper355.livejournal.com]

Dean's hair looks like Dean Smith's hair in "It's a Terrible Life".....maybe a little too posh and polished to Dean (but he does look kind of ridiculously fluffy with it....)

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

Something crazy has been razored into Jensen Ackles' bangs! Was there some sort of accidental trip that manifested in a moussing incident? I do not know, but it should be exorcised, posthaste!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Very troubling developments. Clearly this ominous hairstyle is just being seeded early on, and will be explained months from now as the roots of Dean's complete mental breakdown.

[gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com]

We are completely in the same boat - my attitude towards the show has not changed since I watched it. :-) So glad you enjoyed the first ep, too!! :-)

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

:D It was a really fun one, wasn't it?

[glovered.livejournal.com]

All of this. Yes. Not to mention how comfortably the whole Crobby exchange was.

[glovered.livejournal.com]

*comfortable?

Anyway, also, can Death make eclipses because it's...the death of the moon?

Also, I hope the rest of this season is Sam and Dean playing hide & go seek.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I want a Bobby/Crowley prom photo. Just ... make it happen, CW.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Crobby is a very good portmanteau I hadn't heart before. But not as good as the BEST portmanteau.

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

Did you watch the director!Jensen documentary thingy? It showed him and the crew scouting the junkyard and being all sexy and professional. ;)

ION, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, YOU. I've missed you!

Also, this episode had competent!mechanic!Dean in a jumpsuit and Dean being jumpy around Death and Dean bent in half inside the Impala. It was like Christmas for me! :D

[angstpuppy.livejournal.com]

There's a director!Jensen documentary thingy? Praytell, where would one find such a thingy?

O_______________O

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen it!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! HI. Hello. NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.

Jumpsuiiiiiiitttttttttttt.

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I kinda whine about Castiel, but really my priorities are, will Sam and Dean snuggle/have the potential to snuggle, are the boys pretty, is Sam humungous and adorable, tick yes, ENJOY SHOW. :DDD

GIRAFFE. I want manips.

eta: unfortunate typo there. I do not want Sam to end Dean.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

re: typo NO THAT WOULD BE SAD.

I'm also such a delusional person that I will always, ALWAYS see the potential for Sam and Dean to snuggle.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Has there been giraffe!Sam fic? If not, why not?

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

my one upset? Like you said- there's always a HUG whenever one of them comes back from death/ a coma- WHERE WAS MY HUG??????? OMG LOL

But yeah- i loved this episode a lot too XD

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Really ought to have been at LEAST a hug, ideally some spooning of the non-Lucifer variety.

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

This ain't in no book This made me all O___o WTF? I mean were we going for uneducated, hick, recent time on the East coast - IDEK???

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that noticed.

There totes needs to be more snuggling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really love having a west cost person on my flist who has to wait as long as I do to see it. :)

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

*throws West Coast party with you* Oh man, when I started watching I was out east and smug about it. HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

Snugglinggggggggggggggggg. Also Dean/Dean. Oooooh, what about Dean/Dean snuggling that Sam then walks in on and joins?

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

I miss Thursday nights and the hilarity of the last 5 minutes of Smallville. (I watched the last 5 minutes of Smallville for SO MANY YEARS and never actually saw the show, it's a hilarious way to get an idea of the show.)


IKR??? same here, the deadpan monologue, the farm, the awful acting and extreme close-ups....oh Jensen, thank Godstiel you got out! The whole show can't really be as bad as the neverending last 5 min RIGHT?????